grumpyitus

disease in which someone is grumpy an someone else tries to cheer them up but in doin so they get the disease passed onto them from the first person someone leavin the first person happy again an the second very grumpy

phil is very grumpy, beki tries to find out why an cheer him up a bit, in doin so he happily passes on his grumpyitus leavin her feelin very grumpy an him feelin better an a bit too smug!!!

by crazibeki March 23, 2007

Grumpelstiltskin

Someone who is a perpetual ass(usually in management) who gives out commands without providing the knowledge necessary to get it done, relishes in the unavoidable failure and is grumpy when one succeeds.

1"So I found the building, legit, in the last second, after being given bogus directions and she looked mad when I came back with the prints."

2"What a Grumpelstiltskin."

1"Whaa...?"

by Bustaword17 May 2, 2010

Gromp

The speculated sound made by the triceratops.

Coined and popularized by the webcomic "Laika & Qubit."

When asked if he would like a chimichanga Mr. Triceratops replied, "Gromp."

by Danger Zona May 17, 2011

Nergis Glumpum

1) A person you have a negative affinity for.

2) How the hell should I know? My dad made it up.

"I made up Nergis Glumpum" - A Wacky Dad

by Bad_Bud September 7, 2008

Grumpkin

A girl shits on your dick, then sucks it off.

grumpkin, ohhh!!!!!

by Brian December 5, 2003

glump

to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.

I just felt like a stupid, old glump!

by pich-u-mony June 11, 2009

Grumpy Cannon

common term for a person who shows lots of anger/grumpiness. When you perceive an angry person complaining or ranting, usually "Grumpy Cannon" is said to annoy/aggrivate them.

The term comes from a Megaman type game, as the thought is that if you beat the commonly angry person, you will inherit their grumpy cannon.

"GRUMPY CANNON!" --Andrew

by Skylarke Van Holdzen February 4, 2005