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grumpyitus 

disease in which someone is grumpy an someone else tries to cheer them up but in doin so they get the disease passed onto them from the first person someone leavin the first person happy again an the second very grumpy
phil is very grumpy, beki tries to find out why an cheer him up a bit, in doin so he happily passes on his grumpyitus leavin her feelin very grumpy an him feelin better an a bit too smug!!!
grumpyitus by crazibeki March 23, 2007
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grumpyitus 

Everyone has Grumpyitus. It is a disease where when you are irritable and grouchy, you are being effected by Grumpyitus. Most symptoms include; grouchiness, irritableness, loneliness, grumpiness, and the feeling of being misunderstood. If you are experiencing Grumpyitus, the only way is to wait until you feel genuinely happy again. If it is at the expense of others, though, then you are still experiencing it's effects. Don't be frightened or scared if you experience it. It will wear off eventually.
Leah's sister was grouchy and irritated, so Leah though she had the symptoms of Grumpyitus.
grumpyitus by Susie Nym July 22, 2014

Grumpitude 

One's overall level of grumpiness. Grumpitude, also known as the grumpitude factor or grumpitude quotient is a numerical value, rated on a logarithmic scale similar to that of the richter scale for earthquake magnitude. A grumpitude factor of 6 is 10 times higher than a grumpitude factor of 5.
Whoa man, chill out. You don't need to be exhibiting such levels of grumpitude.
Grumpitude by Z Bomb November 15, 2007

grumptious 

Another word for grumpy
"Daddy, I'm a little grumptious this morning."
grumptious by Liam Clegg June 16, 2008

Grumpious Maximus 

A very Grumpy girl,
"Alyna is Grumpious Maximus"

grumpypuss

grumpypuss (mood)
this is a mood when a person is having an attitude and being bitchy and in-fun
don’t be a grumpypuss
grumpypuss by gremlin_gal December 2, 2022
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