Ghost Beard

The pasty, white, albeit baby smooth underskin left over after you shave off your three-year beard.

Person #1: Is that Michael Jackson?

Person #2: Nah brah, Joaquin finally trimmed the Wook scrote.

Person #3: Do not stare directly at the ghost beard.

by Trapped_In_Time May 28, 2013

ghost charge

When a handheld electronic device tells you it has a full charge when really it has less.

Sally: How did my phone go from 100% to 86% in five minutes!?
John: Sounds like a ghost charge.

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by MegaPenguin3000 February 23, 2014

the ghost buster

when you pee in between your girls legs while she is peeing named that cause you can't cross streams

me and my girl did the ghost buster the other day

by dan akroyd September 1, 2014

Ghost nap

When you sit in the back of class and lay your head down with a hoodie over your head and go to sleep,

Mary: Who's that sleeping back there in the blue hoodie?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a Ghost Nap after pulling an all-nighter.

by NightdesertHawkManguy October 1, 2014

fellating the ghost

Excessively praising a dead person.

"It's the anniversary of Jacob's death. Deidre is still fellating the ghost of that asshole."

by czehner March 17, 2015

Ghost Jacking

The act of masturbating in one's sleep or while so intoxicated that you don't remember the act.

My wife said I wouldn't quit ghost jacking when I came home from the pub last night.

by Sen5ei9 September 1, 2016

boner ghost

When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner

George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.

by meldon888 December 5, 2015