cranker

A smokable form of marijuana; bud; hash; nugs; mary jane

Want to smoke some crankers?

by 3rd Chinnock April 10, 2008

crank

male sex organ, the penis, the dick, the bone, the rod.

Hey Ee-dit, slobber around on my crank dere will ya?

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx May 13, 2005

CRANK THE MONKEY

It's when you know something about someone else that sets them off and you bring it up in conversation...you are "cranking the monkey"...kinda like an organ grinder cranks the organ...except you are cranking the monkey instead! It's usually a sore spot with them...something that happened or didn't happened that they are mad about. It's like reopening the "wound". It could also be just a reference to something about them (cosmetic or otherwise) that they are not happy hearing.

I love it when you wear your baseball cap backwards...it's so "mature" looking! Oh...I didn't mean to crank the monkey?

by Mike Piskulic September 14, 2006

cranium attack

Similar to a heart attack but occurs in the head. Often a short but intensely painful headache which disappears almost as quickly as it arrives. Cause unknown.

"Ah, fuck! I've just had a cranium attack!"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

cranjay

the twat or the crotchular region of a female

"oh stinky balls jo johnstone you are such a damn cranjay
ass fuck tityballs"

get your finger out of my cranjular area

by poooopaa spoot June 11, 2006

Cranial

1: Deceptive synonym for "boneheaded." Useful as a parting comment as it may take several moments to discover what the now absent speaker meant.
2: To speak beyond one's faculties

1: "Your thoughts on the war in Iraq are very cranial"
2: "He wanted to be cerebral, but came across very cranial"

by grepclue June 17, 2007

cranparent

Akwardly red headed grandparent

wow, i went outside and it just so happened there were cranparents growing on my tree. CRANPARENTSSS

by alyssaDUERRRRRR January 14, 2008