Cerebral 

Being very aware of a situation or circumstance to the point where it is over analyzed.

Quit being cerebral about kissing me, just do it!

Cerebral by Geronimo1982 August 27, 2013

cerebral 

Absolute mind-fucking insanity. Having completely gone off the deep end. Akin to postal or mental, cerebral is a whole new dimension of bonkers.

Completely fucking psychotic.

"You hear the news? Dave and Jennifer finally had their kid. Problem is... the baby's black! Dave went fucking cerebral."

cerebral by HarvesterOfSorrow March 30, 2010

Cerebral 

Itches the most satisfying part of your brain

God-tier, God-like

Really really good sexual pleasure

When shawty gives you bomb head and you’re left speechless… all you can say is “that shit was cerebral”

“Bro I just hit the bong for the first time in weeks. That shit was cerebral”

Cerebral by ConfederateGroupie August 29, 2022

Cerebral Briggsy

A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything

Did you know there is only one confirmed case of Cerebral Briggsy in existence today?

Cerebral Briggsy by Rubber Sheath September 19, 2008

cerebral constipation 

The act of completely forgetting the name of an actor, song, book, movie or name of anything that one is generally familiar with. The "on-the-tip-of-my-tongue" phenomenon. The 'mind-burp' is the moment of relief, the actual recall. i.e., "Aha! I got it! I remember!"

The movie buff had a bad case of "cerebral constipation" as he choked under pressure when the cute waitress asked him for the name of his favorite romantic comedy.

cerebral constipation by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Cerebral Assassin

A description for one who has superior intellect and utilizes their abilities to outwit any opponent in a competition.

In January 2000, W.W.E. professional wrestler, Triple H, (Hunter Hearst Helmsley) had dubbed himself "The Cerebral Assassin", which implied that he was simply smarter than the other wrestlers.

Cerebral Assassin by Gaijin-Ronin September 5, 2006

Cerebral Briggsy

A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything

Did you know there is only one confirmed case of Cerebral Briggsy in existence?

Cerebral Briggsy by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008