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King Sebastian

Cannot be compared to any other human. King Sebastian is above all peasants.
Peasant: Hello king sebastian
King Sebastian: Drop a knee😈
*Peasant kneels*
by King sebastian August 26, 2021
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Emma and Sebastian

by Your not weird ur cool August 26, 2021
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Seasoned ornithologist

A "lady" who is very generous with her reputation but should be avoided like the plague. A well beaten track.
Dave: I tell you Nicola looks good today
Wayne: Nah mate, she's a seasoned ornithologist
Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.
by slashdotat April 8, 2010
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Seasonal Dread

Sea·son·al Dread \ˈsē-zən-əl 'dred\

1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.

2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.

3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.
1. Billy was overcome by a feeling of seasonal dread as he looked out the window and realized the empty wasteland that was his backyard would be covered with 2-feet of snow another 4 months.

2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.
by scanner_obscura February 26, 2011
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Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".
by wfgqwf March 1, 2011
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SEABS

Acronym for 'Student Emotional Awareness Bullshit', like the kind pushed in most high schools in the civilised world. Usually boring in nature, and more or less pointless.

SEABS aims to educate young people in being nice to one another and accepting themselves for who they really are (in a desperate attempt by Western governments to weed out insecurity, Emoism and other related affairs such as teen suicide), but has the actual effect of socially degrading most normal teenagers, who do not need to be subjected to lame speeches explaining that 'Bullying is NO OK' and the like.

SEABS can vary in severity. It could be as simple as a handout issued to students or parents or a speech made by a teacher at the school or the principal, but it could also be as severe as a function or seminar that students must attend as a part or their schooling. The worst SEABS can cause depression or Emotional FUBAR in those subjected to it.

The acronym SEABS can be used to describe any of the above events, or anything else that involves high school students being lectured on moral values.
Jack: Hey, man, what class did you have just now?

John: I didn't. We all got dragged into the gym for an hour of fucking SEABS. Kill me.

Jack: Oh, that sucks man... Hope you feel better.
by TheGoodShepherd March 9, 2011
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Seasar

A pretty cool guy in general. But they tend to insult people constantly. People by the name of Seasar usually have more close female friends than male friends. Very loveable douche bag :)
Thats Seasar dude is an ass.
Huh? Why? He's super awesome.
He insulted my shoes..
Oh... He does that.. still awesome though.
by BubzBigPimpin June 18, 2011
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