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roflstalin

So funny, it makes you want to launch a command economy, create a Great Purge, and be backstabbed by Hitler. Closely related to roflmao.
Joseph the Proletariat: "Communism could really work one day!"

Joe the Plumber: "roflstalin."
by Leogetti February 16, 2009
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roll

Informal to make something at home; manufacture anything non-commercially (descended from the practice of rolling one's own paper-wrapped smoking instruments)
I don't buy store-bought spaghetti sauce: I roll my own from scratch.
by Jon64Bailey April 8, 2013
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Loin Roll

On excessively obese individuals, a roll of fat that hangs down below the belly and over the pubic region.
TeeJay's loin roll had become so immense, he could no longer see his penis without using a hand mirror.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
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Lobster Roll

A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.
Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
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thats not how i roll

not agreeing with something, not wanting to do something, rejecting something said.
"want a beer?"
"nah man thats not how i roll"
by bridgy01 November 14, 2007
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Wake Forest Rolesville High School

Located in Wake County of North Carolina. It was recently under construction to build a four story tower building. It does not have as many teenage drunks or potheads as their rival school Wackfield(Wakefield).

Wake Forest Rolesville has an amazing football team and graduation rate.

The football team went to the state championships for 4-AA for the first time in school history in 2010.

The softball team won 100 straight games, too.
The Marching Band also went to the finals at their competition in Sanderson High School. They placed 7/8 in the finals, but 7/20 in all.
Wake Forest Rolesville High School is an amazing school.

We are the superior school compared to the school across the river and inside the woods called Wackfield(Wakefield).
by Star Fox Elite February 18, 2011
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Rock 'n Roll

The phenomenon which began in the 50's with the combination of rhythm and blues, country music, and gospel. It was pioneered by Chuck Berry, transformed by The Beatles, hardened by Led Zeppelin and AC/DC, and through the course of the 70's evolved into the pinnacle of musical glory.

Since then, it has lost the "Roll" and degenerated into "Rock" a generic term for all manners of crappy, modern, guitar driven music that has nothing to do with the messages, anthems, and ideals of old. Rather than professing a belief in the "Livin' easy, livin' free" lifestyle professed by AC/DC and their contemporaries, "Rock" now aims to piss and moan as much as possible whilst backed by horrible, rehashed guitar and pre-pubescent vocals about slutty girlfriends and cannabis.

Rock and Roll is not just a genre of music. Beyond that, it is a philosophy, attitude, and way of life. The purpose of Rock 'n Roll as opposed to other types of music, is to rebel. True Rock asserts that we need to stick it to The Man and Rage against The Machine (see The Man, see also The Machine). Rock and Roll is a way to disent The Establishment, and somewhere along the line we forgot that. Some believe that all you need to rock is righteous outrage, when in fact you also need talent and inspiration.
Rock 'n Roll isn't dead. It's just that it's going through a dry-spell.
Besides, it won't be dead until there are none left willing to Stick it to The Man.

Wearing a pink shirt is the most un-Rock 'n Roll thing you can do.

Those who hate Rock 'n Roll hate living and, indeed, life itself.
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