A self-deprecating term used to describe a category of media that is defined by a combination of shared nostalgia and embarrassment. This word is typically used to describe fads, songs or movies that a person wouldn't want the general public to know that they once enjoyed, but is okay laughing about with friends.
Synonymous with: rostalgia
OMG I just found my 12-inch wide New Kids On The Block pin, and it was so roflstalgia it made me smile.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.