Pootential

Feeling as though you could poop if you forced it but it is not a full blown turd yet, more like a pebble or a small nugget.

" Hey man, there isn't a restroom for another hour do you wanna use the one at this gas station?

" Nah dude, I can wait an hour - I can feel there's some pootential here but I'd rather savour it for a decent poop"

by RaoulDook January 6, 2022

poot day

december 8th, 11:50 am is the day when you yell poot out your window

bro tomorrow is national poot day

by robloxmaster1862 January 8, 2022

Poot

Synonym for fart and shart or a sign you are ready to defacate.

Also translates to hate in the Tagalog language.

You better not poot in the car.

Ewww don’t poot on me..

by OnlyFactsHereHoney March 4, 2022

poot

a wee shart. a polite toot.

he pooted

by tehejadentime March 5, 2022

Poostalking

When you come out of the bathroom with toilet paper clinging to some part of your clothing or self.

James was blissfully ignorant that he was poostalking into the board meeting.

by SmyrnaSlim March 19, 2022

pooter

The vagina of a panda. Panda-cooter. Pooter.

I saw a genderbend of Po from Kung Fu Panda. Had a pooter and everything.

by xmurd0cx April 5, 2022

Pooter

An Unskilled Forklift Driver

This Pooter Crashed Into 10 pallets.

by Lilbit6132 April 8, 2022