Masterbatory

adj. Something which is great fun to do but is completely pointless or without useful purpose.

Person 1: "hey have you checked out that farming app on facebook?"

Person 2: "yeah, it's totally masterbatory!"

by tickletackle November 28, 2010

Truth or Dare Master

One who pwns in all matters truth and/or dare related.

Tony crawls into bed with Madeleine's slumbering father. "I'm sorry," he says. "It's just this truth or dare thing."

Tony is thus crowned the Truth or Dare Master.

by Fatimeh December 9, 2008

Cock Master

1. To be a homosexual male: master of the cock

2. Someone/thing which you dont like very much

1. His lover is a cock master.
2. damnit leroy... why do you have to be such a cock master?

by Linds June 2, 2004

mastearbate

To intentionally cause oneself to cry.

We caught Jeff mastearbating in front of a chick because he thought it'd get him laid.

Lets mastearbate together.

by paradox222 April 29, 2008

fag master

the master of all fags, what else?

wow, that fucker sure is a fag master.

by s00s February 12, 2006

bush master

Any person (male or female) who is skillfully adept at having sex with a woman.

John: "Rick has had sex with like ten women in the last year."
Steve: "Ten? Are you kidding me."
John: "Nope. The guy is a total bush master from what I've heard."

by lsc9x August 22, 2011

Mashed Potato

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen

I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.

by assarakh June 24, 2003