I would rather lick the floor

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)

Bitch:"Oh bite me"

Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor"

by Tori Van Winkle February 4, 2009

road lick

eating out a female while she is driving a vehicle.

Maybe she will give us a ride if i give her road lick.

by Gannon G. August 10, 2006

Chetney Nut Lick Supreme

The act of smearing your bean bag with peanut butter and having your special little dog friend lick them clean.

There's nothing like the feeling of a nice Chetney Nut Lick Supreme in the mourning before work.

by billy boy January 3, 2005

Big Lick

Starting hand of 6 and a 9 in hold em poker.

Jorge got big lick and went all in, and cracked Too Tight Tommy's pocket aces.

by Mike McD May 13, 2005

letting the dog lick it

Sitting around doing nothing. Implies having put peanut butter or other tasty treat onto one's genitalia and having a house pet lick it off.

"Hey Fred, what's kickin'?"
"Not much bro, just letting the dog lick it."

by Sir the Diz January 14, 2008

Fuck shit cock lick dick faggot whore

This something you say when you are angry, sad, happy, horny or incredibly drunk. However, it is also satisfying to spew these words in rapid succession while you are driving for no particular reason other than you are bored and need conversation.

Driving down an open empty road and there is nothing good on the radio and you are alone.

FUCK SHIT COCK LICK DICK FAGGOT WHORE!!!!

by SerbShooter November 19, 2007

nigger lick

when you smoke ciggarettes and you end up slobbering on the filter.

person 1: ay could i have a drag of dat cigg?
person 2: yeah but don't nigger lick dat shit

by STiNA_408 November 13, 2007