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December 10

“Yo don’t go to school tomorrow! It’s school shooting day”

“Tomorrow is december 10, don’t go to school it’s school shooting day.”
by Redindian1010 December 10, 2021
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December 10

Chase your shortest friends day. If you tackle them you can get anything out of them and then run away because the short ones are always gonna come at you when you’re sleeping so keep one eye open tonight
Boy: Hey Lindsay it’s December 10 *starts chasing her*
Lindsay: AHHH MY LEGS ARE SHORT *falls and then gets tackled*
Boy: HEHE WHO DO YOU LIKEEEEE
by Imma Yeet Dino Nugget December 10, 2019
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December 26

The day where you give your favourite person your hoodie :) <3
Boy: “Hey babe! Its December 26!!


Girl: “Oh yeah!”

Boy: *gives hoodie*
by Hailee Demartino December 25, 2020
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December 31st

The worst day to have a birthday. People are more likely to go out to party then be with you on your birthday. Sometimes you feel lonely and wish it was an other day so you didn't realize how sad and alone you are.
Person 1: Hey man you look upset something up?
You: Sometimes I feel like im Gods big joke
Person 1: Why is that?
You: Im always told how lucky I am for being born on December 31st and how rare it is. Yet on a day where im supposed to be with friends and family I couldn't be more alone. Like God made me on this day just to laugh.
Person 1: Oh...well happy birthday.
by Lllllslsksbdhdbdbd November 22, 2021
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December 19th

National Big PP Day, celebrate the chads who have at least a 6 inch flaccid PP and at least and 8.5 erect...
Guy 1: Dude is ur PP 6 inches flaccid?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Cause it's December 19th!
Guy 2: Well shit!
Guy 1: Mines 8 Flaccid and 11 erect so I'm celebrating.
Guy 2: Lucky...*cris in tiny pp*
by Proper Definitions Not Fake December 19, 2020
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December 17

At december 17 you must to kiss the gaiest person you know or the first person who told you "I'm gay".
Laia: Hi
Selena: I'm gay.

Laia: oh, no
Selena: Sorry. It's december 17. I don't write the rules. Now kiss me. Only for science.
by Elyeenspan December 17, 2019
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December 20

People born on December 20th are definitely sexy.
Him: she's born on December 20th, that's why she's so sexy
by Lucy good November 20, 2020
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