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I’m ready to crush 3rd grade

When you eat to much frying pan oil and go on the terror dactil and poop your pants but it’s ok because you have a golden German Shepard
When I play genshin impact with Nate yeoman, I’m ready to crush 3rd grade
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kindergarten crush 

To have a small, unimportant crush on someone, or to be in the "friendly flirting" stage of a relationship.
Yeah, he kind of likes her......I guess you can call it a kindergarten crush.
kindergarten crush by xxbecca March 31, 2009

love-crush 

Jim: Oh no, here comes Susan.
Fred: Dude, what's up?
Jim: She's hot as hell, super cute and when i see her i can't decide whether to talk to her for hours or do dirty things to her for hours.

Fred: Dude, you have a love-crush on her.
Jim: Shit, that sounds serious.
Fred: It is man. Basically you're screwed.

Jim: Darnit.
love-crush by mrs fimmel November 25, 2010

candy crush time 

When you ask someone what the time is and they give you a totally incorrect answer because they've changed the time on their phone to get extra lives on Candy Crush Saga.
A: What's the time?
B: Just gone 4.
A: Huh? It's still morning, you must be on Candy Crush time!
When a straight male extremely admires another male for his looks or voice.
Steve: I really like Luke Bryan, he's very talented and handsome, he's my "guy crush"
guy crush by Lyric Bias July 24, 2014

NATIONAL HUG YOUR CRUSH DAY!!! 

Just randomly go up to your crush and give them a hug and if they ask why say it’s national hug your crush day.
Oh what day is it today: it’s NATIONAL HUG YOUR CRUSH DAY!!!!