love-crush

Jim: Oh no, here comes Susan.
Fred: Dude, what's up?
Jim: She's hot as hell, super cute and when i see her i can't decide whether to talk to her for hours or do dirty things to her for hours.

Fred: Dude, you have a love-crush on her.
Jim: Shit, that sounds serious.
Fred: It is man. Basically you're screwed.

Jim: Darnit.

love-crush by mrs fimmel November 25, 2010

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Obsessive love/crush

When someone is in love with someone so much they will do anything for them. Also will tell all their friends and think about them adlest half the day and if their really creepy mabye start stalking them.

Person 1:have you seen person 3 latly?
Person 2:nah. I think there stalking person 4
Person 3: HEY HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW GOOD PEROSN 4 IS?
Person4: um... is someone have obsessive love/crush with me?

Obsessive love/crush by You_are_fool June 8, 2022

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Madly in love Crush

When you are so in love with someone that you can't even think about dating anyone else.

Usually starts off as a crush.

*Me Talking about Yungblud for the 1 billionth time today*

My mom: Jarrad, I think you have a little crush on yungblud, don't you think?(sarcastic)

Me: yeah I do, I have a madly in love crush on yungblud! I think about him so bloody much!

Also me: he is so fucking hot omfg.

Madly in love Crush by jarrad_bellringerboy October 5, 2022

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they love crushing loaf

Quote said by Jack Black in "A Minecraft Movie" about the villagers

Jack Black: They just like to chill, trade, and eat butt loads of bread. They love crushing loaf

they love crushing loaf by Umar9man March 28, 2025

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Crash Love

(As of March 2010) Latest release by AFI, showing a large progression from the days of hardcore punk, with albums like Very Proud OF Ya and Black Sails In The Sunset, and even a more melodic progression from Decemberunderground.
Davey Havok's genius songwriting carries through, as does his voice, alongside Jade Puget (guitar) Adam Carson (drums) and Hunter Burgan (Bass)
the tracks are:
1: Torch Song
2: Beautiful Thieves
3: End Transmission
4: Too Shy To Scream
5: Veronica Sawyer Smokes
6: Okay, I Feel Better Now
7: Medicate
8: I Am Trying Very Hard To Be Here
9: Sacrilege
10: Darling, I Want To Destroy You
11: Cold Hands
12: It Was Mine

"Did you get Crash Love?"

Crash Love by themobscene95 March 21, 2010

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024

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