Covid Plan

A life insurance policy that covers any corona-related incident that threatens the client’s peace of mind in most cases 24/7, except when they contract the coronavirus via infidelity and visits to any red-light district.

Sayed bought a Covid plan for himself and his third wife (but not for his other spouses) in the aftermath of the country’s strategy for everyone to “live with Covid-19.”

by MathPlus March 23, 2022

Covid

Covid is something we will tell our grandchildren about covid is the corona virus

My grandkid:what was 2020 like
Me:well one of the things that happened is covid

My grandkid:what’s covid
Me:😒😟

by Blankets June 23, 2020

Covid-3482

The pandemic never ended and it has now taken over the world by turning everyone into virgin zombies who nut into desk fans all day.

Macintosh: Hey dude did you here that Covid-3482 turns people into mindless virgin zombies?

Jimmy: *nuts in a desk fan* No but wanna eat my nut.

by CocoaVirus June 3, 2020

covid-19

this bitch kill people but at least she’ll saved us from trump.

trump: cough cough
covid-19: you welcome ugly ass orange cheeto

by Ahhhhhhhhh69 October 2, 2020

Covid-🐮

When villagers in some parts of Asia could stand to win a live cow every week for the rest of the year if they come forward to get vaccinated—when getting a shot is a cash cow opportunity to improve their livelihood.

Thanks to Covid-🐮, the response among residents in the Mae Chaem district of Chiang Mai province, in Thailand, to register for their jab has been met with much enthusiasm.

by Covido May 24, 2021

COVID-19 Pandemic

an event where it's controversial to step outside

Person #1: "Alright Imma just head ou-"

Person #2: "no you cant do that, there is COVID-19 Pandemic you'll get sick reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

by Better_Vibes_For_2021 February 25, 2021

covideo

Any of the increasingly boring videos people are putting on line to try and feel connected to anything in isolation.

Today I logged into bordomflix and watched my friend Gary who posted 5 covideos of himself making meals and doing push ups , I guess we are both really losing it and connection fishing hard.

by dubeswiggins March 28, 2020