fap cop

Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.

My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.

by Macadamias May 18, 2014

Cowboy Cop

A type of police officer. Prefers large caliber revolvers, .44 Magnum for example, over the traditional semi-automatic handguns. Also uses a thigh or drop-leg holster instead of a typical duty belt holster. May use phrases such as, "If leather were brains, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug" or "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine." A cowboy cop will usually be very "Rick Grimes-esque"

Carl Grimes- "My dad is such a cowboy cop, he even carries a Colt Python while on duty."

by Agent_007 November 23, 2014

kid cop

A young buck cop, that is exactly 3 weeks out of the academy. The ones to get beat up, get their badge stolen, and punked.... by teens..
Loves to chase and play "cops & robbers" . . Recent Childhood bully victims.

"Man Juwuan, this kid cop ran up on me , Ty ty , and Namio , we whooped his ass and crashed his charger"

by moneymusicmarijuana April 1, 2015

Bizzaro Cop

A bizzaro cop is a term used to identify corrupt police officers who are nothing more then criminals with badges. Everything they represent is the opposite of what a police officer, with integrity, stands for.

Make sure you do not have anything of value because if any of those bizzaro cops pull you over it will be a feeding frenzy.

It seems like more and more law enforcement personnel are choosing the bizzaro (cop) way of life.

That particular precinct has the highest percentage of bizzaro cops.

by HaleyAllen September 4, 2016

Spider cop

A cop that traps you in a web of lies.

"Those fucken spider cops always got me caught from lyin!"

by Evrtt November 23, 2016

autism cop

When a cop pulls out his gun and shoots you unexpectedly inside your car

Wow look at the autism cop shooting a innacont black man

by Psychologicalsquid June 9, 2017

to cop

to score , to take drugs.

I want to cop. I want to score some meth.

by [.] July 20, 2017