comatoast

In a coma, not likely to recover, the patient is "toast". simply replace comatose with comatoast. This got started when a family member mispronounced "comatose" and we realized that comatoast was in some cases more descriptive of the patient condition and prognosis.

The patient is comatoast.

by Bunny Love June 27, 2012

Combative Douche

Someone who is a douche, but thinks they're not so they try to fight you. They're always tryna start fights because they're a douche.

"That douche is tryna get at me 'cause I called him a douche." "Yea thats 'cause he's a combative douche"

by bbkate_r August 22, 2012

Compannequin

The upper half or full body of a mannequin employed to elude car pool lane passenger requirements, sexual satisfaction or faux companionship.

Did that guy get busted with a car full of compannequins at the toll plaza?

by msmyj March 13, 2013

combat boner

What you feel while in the midst of a battle you know you're winning.

Ex1: If I can achieve a combat boner it would be the size of a barracuda.

Ex2: The Americans had such a combat boner towards the end of WW2

by Tim from Accounting July 20, 2014

combatible

When two personalities are at odds with each other and very likely to break out into a physical conflict at any moment. The opposite of compatible, but nicer sounding than incompatible.

Tom and Ted each hate everything the other one stands for. They are very combatible.

by Linguistic September 16, 2014

commatitis

Excessive and unnecessary use of commas

There was, he thought, many cases, that could be mentioned, in this kind, of scenario, where commatitis is committed.

by rationalrant May 18, 2014

Comatable

When someone is so easy to come at

Brian is a comatable little ho.

by Avalimee June 7, 2016