Hassel Elf Clause

Santa's Head Elf at the North Pole. This Elf is a male and he communicates directly with Santa. He collects any requests directed at Santa, employs protection for Santa, acts as Santa's Public Relations Manager, keeps the Naughty/Nice list up to date, and acts as a Leason between the North Pole an the Un-seen Services council witch includes the Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, the Boogie Man, and so on. Santa's Head Elf is also responsible for all other Elves, Reindeer and the satisfaction of Mrs. Clause. In Case of Emergency such as the 2001 invasion by Jack Frost, Santa's Head Elf is in charge of employing the North Poles Emergecny Policies.

No one knows more about the North Pole than Hassel Elf Clause because he has to.

by Archon of the UnSeen Servies November 17, 2009

Cause I Can and It's Free

A phrase to answer any "why" questions.

Cause I can and it's free.

by Sexiiiioooo August 11, 2010

Cause for Pause

A red flag that you see early on in a relationship that makes you push the "pause" button.

Bonnie: "I called him babe and he FREAKED out."
Betsy: "Yeah that's a #causeforpause..."

See Tay Allyn's music vid "cause for pause"

by inthewholeworld July 14, 2014

cause ur smart

when someone does something so stupid and then ask why?

Lee: "why did I just throw my cell phone away?"
Brigette: "cause ur smart."

by Brigette Squire May 31, 2007

chausterized

Cheesy, as in of a corny nature or

Man, that joke was so chausterized; did you get that from a book?

by Andrew Shiovitz February 25, 2008

Lost Cause

Someone who can't be helped made cool, hip, or fun.

Walker: That 22 year old Tony had to search the term 'throwing shade' on Urban Dictionary

Sydney: He is SUCH a lost cause

by Face4Radio December 11, 2015

santa clause

when a boy had a extremly white penis, that has bright red and/or orange pubic hair. giving it the efffect of santa clause because of the white and red/orange.

"jimmys red pubic hair and extremly pale penis gave him a santa clause."

by AliceBlack November 5, 2006