I am the captain now

When either party grabs the nips and drives the other party to aspirate their water in a sexual manner. Or a Haitian driving a jet ski for the first time.

Chris told Gena that "I am the Captain now" as he stole her jetski and caressed her nips while riding recklessly in the general direction.

by The real Captain Felipe September 15, 2019

am i shitting me ?

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !

i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?

by michael foolsley October 21, 2021

I am a walmart bag.

Read the title.

I am a walmart bag.

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

So I am confushun

Reference to a vine that went viral, the phrase is used when someone is very confused.

The full vine goes like this:

"So I am confUshun! Why is this one KANSAS, but this one is not ar-KANSAS?!? AMERICA, EXPLAIN!! EXPLAIN!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARKENSAW?!?!?!

"This is your math homework: all you have to do is find the square root of the cubic root of x to the fifth power plus half of y divided by z and then multiply the whole thing by y.

ME: "So I am confUshun!"

by TheRealSlamB36 October 21, 2018

You Am I

A shit, talentless band from Australia. Fans include people such as Luke O'Farrell & Craig Nicholls.

Man, You Am I are so shit. Powderfinger piss on them.

by Bretto January 10, 2004

Pack of What I Am's

A pack of Kool brand cigarettes.

Give me a bottle of bumpy face and a pack of what I am's.

by mick nasty October 17, 2006

I Am That Guy

That Guy Who Your Female Goes To When Your Not Around Or Not Giving Her What She Wants.

Ayo Homeboy Just So You Know, I Am That Guy.

by Baby Meek May 21, 2011