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Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)

Holy Wood was a concept album released by Marilyn Manson in 2000 following the Columbine High School massacre and serves as their rebuttal at the accusations leveled at them. Their frontman has described it as "a declaration of war".

The record make numerous allegories to pop culture history to show how everyone had a participating role in Columbine: From Abraham Zapruder to the JFK Assassination, from the Beatles' White Album to the Charles Manson murders and from the Crucifixion to the Dead Rock Star celebrity worship phenomenon, the band left no stone unturned to give america a righteous ass-kicking.

Notable themes:

1.Guns, God and Government - rightwing America's main obsession that, arguably, fucked Klebold and Harris up more than any 'rock' or 'metal' album.

2.Celebritarianism - a word coined by Manson to describe a devotion to celebrity and celebrity culture. In the album it is a religion that canonizes dead celebrities into saints in the same way the crucifixion canonized Jesus Christ into a superstar messiah and celebrity. In effect, the crucifixion is the root cause of shit like reality TV, Jersey Shore, TMZ and Harris and Klebold's desire to become famous by murdering people.

Holy Wood was never a commercial success and received mixed reviews from music journalists who said the band's artistic pretensions overshadowed the powerful lyrical indictment contained in it. Despite this, many people view it as the band's finest hour.
Kerrang Magazine: ...There has still not been as eloquent and savage a musical attack on the media and mainstream culture as Manson achieved with Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death).

Me:If you thought what Manson said about Columbine in Michael Moore's documentary was incisive, you should see how Holy Wood throws his detractors hypocrisies right back into their faces.

Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley 

Another word for creampie. Heard it from Very Bad Jojokes on Youtube.
She got Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley.
Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley is what she got.

Hidden Valley of Oranges

Where gingers come from. Located in Flordia.
Did you know that ____ came from the hidden valley of oranges?

beaconhills valley 

Worst fucking place in the world!! full of teachers who fail everyday to protect its students and people who do nothing but rip eachother to shreds. This place seriously needs to be fucking brunt to the ground with the people who love it so much stuck inside. It is the most horrid, fucked, god awful place ever.
"why didnt you stay there"
"it was so horrible, just like beaconhills valley"
beaconhills valley by lksdhlc April 4, 2010

scotts valley 

A town a little east of Sana Cruz CA, home of Scotts Valey High School and Police that don't have anything better to do than chase all the drugged up kids. there has been a lot of racial tension, which is ironic since its pretty much all white, besides some asians and a few mexicans.

Scotts Valley is sterotyped as being upper middle class/ upper class but it pretty much sucks there since there is nothing to do besides go to Santa Cruz, which is why people would rather live in Santa Cruz.

No matter what people from Santa Cruz say "scotts vallians" spend nearly as much time in santa cruz as they do, and have to drive just as far as people living on the outskirts.

There, is a pretty rad skatepark where tony hawk has been, so I guess thats ok. Its one of the biggest in Northern CA

Northern CA, have to drive through it to get to San Jose from Santa Cruz via Hwy 17
Those Scotts Valley Kids think they're so cool with their brand new cars and suck ass high school
scotts valley by forever831 May 17, 2007

pregnant valley 

a small highschool in iowa named prarie valey.located in gowrie iowa. a school that has manny slutty chix. if u still have ur v card by age 14 u dont got to school there, shit if you havent had a kid by age 14 u don't go there!!!

abreveation: PV

pseudonym: slut school
Q:hey did you screw that girl u went out with last week?
A:no shit, she's from pregnant valley
pregnant valley by ft. dirty May 16, 2010