Salty Seabird

A salty seabird is when one's penis is sliced length ways so it resembles the beak of a bird. However, it is not a proper salty seabird unless salt is then added into the wound.

Tom: Did you hear? Jack's gonna get a "salty seabird"!
Jack: *Cries

by Hentai > Porn May 8, 2018

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salty grits

When a person is hype as shit thinkin they no everything but find out they was wrong

This term was derived in North Hills

dickhead you salty grits dick head wit ya little hype ass

by Shizzymac May 21, 2018

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While boning an attractive female, upon finally reaching climax the male pulls out of which ever southern oriface he has chosen to pleasure. He then finishes on either the back or stomach and proceeds to slurp it up with his mouth, like a zamboni.

Bro I totally gave my hot teacher the Salty Zamboni after my detention.

by Papa_Racicot May 22, 2018

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Salty gas mask

While somone is sleeping, you place your testicles on bolth of their eye sockets. You then rest your anus on their mouth. after you are in this position, you fart in their mout to wake them up and when they open their eyes their eyes are stung by your salty balls.

DUDE?!?! DID YOU REALY JUST GIVE ME A SALTY GAS MASK ME?!?!

by An e mouse May 25, 2018

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