vampire shower

It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and it gets all over your face. Related: golden shower
Damn dude, clean your face off. I can tell you like vampire showers.
by Yasdnilnadroj June 16, 2017
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Gentlemen's Shower

A shower that consists of copious amounts of cologne, body spray, and/or deodorant without actually showering. The purpose of the gentlemen's shower is to appear as a gentleman, even though you're a filthy slob who can't bother to shower.
John was running late for his interview so he took a gentlemen's shower as to appear as a functional member of society.
by TeoMcDohl December 16, 2014
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shower harvey

A bitch from a popular tv show pretty little liars. She dated Emily and lied about everything. She had no motive to hurt/ become red coat. She helped -A for no reason. She showers a lot for no reason hence shower Harvey. Therefore Sara Shower Harvey is a bitch.
Spencer- do you remember Sara Harvey?
Emily- Don’t bring up that bitch.
Sara shower Harvey- annoying bitch who showers too much.
by Pllgirl April 05, 2019
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Autumn shower

The act of a menstruating girl urinating on someone. The mixture of urine and blood creates a beautiful cascade of fall colors.
I ask my GF to pee on me. The timing was bad and I ended up getting an Autumn shower :(
by Garozerg113 May 28, 2011
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Miner's Shower

Using a river or other natural body of water and its components (mud, sand) to scrub and clean oneself while in the outdoors (esp. in the mountains).
Joel was hella stinky after hiking all day in the backcountry so he took a Miner's Shower and was at least somewhat tolerable to be around.
by Jibuzaemon May 01, 2011
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Shower Cry

When, after putting up a brave front towards others, a person will end up crying while taking a shower (since no-one will be able to hear them).
Jade: I know it's been a difficult day for everyone but we've got through it. Now I'm off for a shower.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.
by WatcherMark May 12, 2019
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shower glue

When you ejaculate in the shower, and the hot water and semen mix to create a extremely sticky glue substance that will not fuck off
"I can't get this shower glue off my thumb, I never should've choked the chicken in the tub this morning."
by Shower glue November 26, 2015
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