salsa shower

Eating period blood and puking it up during sex

"hey carl can you eat a girl out when she's on her period" "yeah as long as you don't give her a salsa shower"

by GossipVulture April 20, 2018

Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.

Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"

by FriarChicken October 12, 2011

belfast shower

Washing one-self quickly using the sink

Did you shower this morning? No I just had a quick belfast shower this morning

by Lurganboy243 June 11, 2018

vampire shower

It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and it gets all over your face. Related: golden shower

Damn dude, clean your face off. I can tell you like vampire showers.

by Yasdnilnadroj June 16, 2017

Dry shower

Having a shower with no water

Today I had a dry shower. I am still dirty.

by Isla Kanal May 27, 2021

minnesota shower

To cum on one's own titties.

Last night I was working something out on my own and accidentally gave myself a Minnesota shower

by Cokton August 28, 2016

Shower-swinger

A person that uses all you shampoo/conditioner "accidentally" ripped the shower curtain and then uses about ten towels to dry themselves

"Sorry my bathrooms a wreck my roommates a shower-swinger"

by Mali656 December 1, 2017