Sheet Surfer 

One who is skilled at the art of surfing from sheet to sheet.
1.
the swell of the Penis and Both that breaks upon a Sheet or upon sheets during sex.
2.
the mass or line of foamy, silky Ejaculate produced by the penis caused by the rubbing and thrusting of the Booty upon a Penis, Thus enabling the surfer to do her run. –verb (used without object)
3.
to ride a Penis board.
4.
to float on the crest of a Penis toward other sheets towards other penises .
5.
to swim, play, or bathe in the penises.

She knows how to rides many penises and moves up and down through them like a sheet surfer.

Sheet Surfer by KrizDaMan April 25, 2011

Shmeat 

Super tiny dick

Jay has a super shmeat.

Shmeat by Abby____lololox August 21, 2016

wrap-sheet 

Santa's list of "naughty things" dat you've committed over da past year, and dat he carefully muses over before deciding whether he should "wrap" any gifts for your sorry a** dis year, or if he should just leave you a stocking full of coal.

Calvin had a wrap-sheet several yards long listing all da slush-balls dat he'd lobbed at Susie over da previous year, but Calvin had claimed "extenuating circumstances", and Hobbes sent in a statement vouching for Calvin's overall character, so it was a tough call for Santa to decide what to do.

wrap-sheet by QuacksO October 26, 2018

shmeat 

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.

This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.

shmeat by Matt April 10, 2004

shmeeg

A fag, aka someone of lower coolness stature

everyone on the master pickup artist is a shmeeg. a big shmeeg.

shmeeg by Dr. Mike Vaughan February 5, 2009

Sheet Metal 

This was heavy metal music from the late 80's to the early 90's that was neither heavy, nor really even metal. When it was listened to by men, it was used primarily as an attempt to bring a girl home (and, presumably, into the sheets).

Sheet Metal tapes and CD's were often stashed in the glove compartment when on the road, or in the socks and underwear drawer while at home, and the possession of them was never willingly admitted to fellow dudes.

Examples include Poison, Bon Jovi, Faster Pussycat, Steelheart, et al...

It was always a good plan to keep at least one Sheet Metal tape in the glove box on weekends...you know, just in case.

Sheet Metal by Atomic Honey December 4, 2010

shmeeda 

same as shmeed just a different way of saying the same word

"I got a little shmeeda if you want to smoke"

shmeeda by Jennifer September 11, 2003