Not-sex

When you make everyone believe you're sexually frustrated in your not-relationship.

Tara and Justin like talking about their not-sex with me because Justin's still jailbait.

by TatiBG October 18, 2012

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Sex

When a guys sticks his dick into a women's vagina.

My crush, Jack, looked so good today. He could tell I liked him. During class he gave me a note that said go to the bathroom. This made me very happy so I did. I went into the men's restroom and he was waiting for me. He locked the door after I came in. He then kissed me. It was long and passionate kiss. Then I started to unbutton his shirt and he took mine off. He made out while he took his pants off. He then took mine off. I then looked down and I saw his 10 inch cock

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It was huge. I went down on my knees and put it in my hands. I started to rub it nice and slow. Then I started to speed it up. He was hard. Then I put it into my mouth. Sliding it in and out. He was magical. At the same time I was rubbing his balls. Then I had finished for now. And he grabbed me and put me in the counter and started to eat out. He was licking my clit. He felt amazing. We then started making out again. That was when I felt his dick up against my wet vagina. I whispered in his ear "Fuck me now Jack. I want you in me now!" He listened and I could feel him going in me. "DEEPER, DEEPER, PLEASE FUCK ME HARDER" I started to moan and moan. "FASTER, FASTER JACK HARDER! I WANT YOU IN ME!" He started to pump me faster and harder. I then grabbed his balls and I could tell he wasn't fully in me. "JACK GO DEEPER NOW DEEPER I WANT YOU! FUCK ME NOW!" I could tell he was going in deeper. He then hit my g-spot and I got a giant orgasm. I was amazing. He kept on pumping faster and faster. Then he cummed inside of me. It felt great. He then slid out and we frenched for a bit. Then we got into our clothes and by that time class was over. We fuck everyday. We have great sex

by Jolovely69 June 20, 2019

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Sex

A word that makes 4th graders laugh because theyre just learning about it, later they dont laugh at sex then laugh at masturbation.

Guy 1: Sex

4th grader: hahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SEEXXX HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! *pees pants*

*1 year later*

Guy 1: Masturbate

4th grader now turned 5th grade: HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MASTURbATE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *pees pants*

by Sex is funny to little kids. August 17, 2009

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Sex

10% Luck
20% Skill
15% Concentrated Viagra Pills
5% Pleasure
50% Pain

100% Reason not to get married.

"Attention students: According to a national survey, Sex is considered to be physical activity. The Sex varsity team will be taking tryouts tomorrow from 3:30 pm to 12:00 am. That is all."

by tellziitlikeitizz March 13, 2009

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Sex

This meaning varies for which side of the sex you are on.

Woman: To make sweet passionate love to your soul mate. Elevating each other's bodily experiences to a new level.

Man: What to do when your not watching sports.

Woman: "Let's complete each other darling. I want to caress you with all my love."

Man: "Let's make fucky"

by Nick May 13, 2005

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