loafability

When someone or something can take the image of a loaf of bread.

The cat has loafability.

by anonymous December 8, 2023

Residual Loafage

The turd that missed the train during your last hard shit and now sits just behind the shutter of your asshole and blocks any normal ability to fart.

Damn, I feel a hearty fart on deck and ready for lift off but I've got residual loafage causing a traffic jam.

by Porksword153 December 30, 2023

loaf

sketchy or sketch.

it originates from a tofurkey loaf, which is without a doubt, a tad bit sketchy.

it can even be used in mid sentence where loaf it doesn't really make sense. it's very versatile.

use it. love it.

1. wowzers, this tofurkey is loaf.

2. uhhhh guys? this place is loaf, let's book.

3. LOAF! (for no reason)

by lamo January 15, 2005

lafarrah

danish sheepdog breed for fatless glutes. indigenous to the florida everglades. feels most at home in blah situations with hardwood floors and numerous nets.

we trapped that lafarrah in a steel cage using old men's pants as bait.

by cmoney1 December 13, 2008

loaf pan

noun. The admirable curvature of a supple and fully-formed female posterior. Despite their attractive shape, loaf pans may present traffic hazards.

Man 1: Hey, check out that stainless, non-stick family size loaf pan!

Man 2: Look out you rubbernecking fool, red light!

by Norwegian Blue December 14, 2008

loaf

morbidly obese peice of crap of a person who tries to think that they are of the opposite sex.

man, Abbie is such a loaf

by vagilord December 17, 2007

loalap

Laugh out as loud as possible

James: (JOKE)
Rodwell: loalap!!

by James Rodwell May 25, 2008