The Hammer

A way of describing something as being overwhelmingly good, or having a superior quality that sets it apart from the rest. The idea is that the quality "hits you like a hammer."

Dude, that pizza we had last night was The Hammer.

by Lon March 11, 2008

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banana hammer

When a dude carries around a hammer in his pocket to give the impression that he has a perpetual erection.

When Jason pulled out his banana hammer, all Zee could say was "Wowwwww".

by Mike Payne March 5, 2008

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A girl lays on a bed legs spread, vigorously double fisting her vagina, while a guy stands at the far corner of the room and he is bending over. He places his hands on his head thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark. He charges forward toward his pray and plows that pussy into oblivion with his head creating the image of the elusive hammerhead shark.

Wow my vagina hurts. WHY? My boyfriend hammerheaded me several times yesterday.

by B2daALLZ September 2, 2006

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Arm & Hammer

When you put your penis in a girl's (preferably shaved) armpit and proceed to fuck it.

Miles: Would you have sex with an HIV infected girl or would you have a guy fuck your ass?

Me: Any kind of sex? Cause I'd Arm & Hammer the shit outta her.

by rolfmcphearson May 22, 2010

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Cock Hammered

Waking up in a state of looking or feeling rough. Used similarly to "hit by a bus" except the unpleasant state is compared to your face being used as an anvil while John Henry forges steel on it with his mammoth cock. Can also be used to describe a blow to the face of extreme force.

1) "Shit man, I don't remember anything from last night. I feel like I got COCK HAMMERED!"

2) "Whoa, Lawrence you look like you got COCK HAMMERED!"

3) "I just COCK HAMMERED Adam with a brick!"

by B Sparkle October 23, 2011

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