Shirtless Rollerblading Guitar Guy

A man, well known in the Edmonton Capital region of Alberta, Canada, who rollerblades around busy streets on the south side of Edmontmon without a shirt, singing and playing is guitar. He's Edmonton's local "Horseback Jesus." He's been noted to have some less-than-savoury opinions and has garnered a fair amount of controversy online. Similar to the North American Robin, spotting him is the first sign of spring in Edmonton.

Edmontonion: Spring is in the air! I just saw shirtless rollerblading guitar guy going down whyte!
Calgarian: You saw who??

by GamersRightsAdvocate June 4, 2021

guitar heroing

to play guitar hero 1, 2 ,3 or play any game that uses a guitar

Bob said " what are you doing right now"
Jack said "nothin much just guitar heroing

by adam cooreab November 10, 2007

guitaring

the action of hardcore gnarly shredding on the guitar to the point of apocalypse and death

"dude the sky is falling!"
"yup my band was guitaring just now"
"you bastard we're all doomed!"

by MarietheMetalHead October 8, 2008

guitarpal tunnel syndrome

A type of compression neuropathy (nerve damage) caused by compression and irritation of the median nerve in the wrist after participating in extended Guitar Hero or Rock Band sessions.

Dude, I need to switch to drums or vocals 'cause this guitarpal tunnel syndrome is kicking my butt.

by One Niner January 5, 2009

Guitar-Gasm

playing Guitar Hero so well that you appear to orgasm upon completion of a song.

After five staring "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert Joe had a guitar-gasm

by phoenix2392 November 3, 2009

Guitar Hero Syndrome

A mental illness that usually appears in pre-adolescent boys who have not yet developed musical tastes, after they have first played Guitar Hero. Symptoms include the notion that they can play guitar (even though most have never actually seen a real guitar), only listening to songs from Guitar Hero, not knowing the history or even the names of the band members of the bands those songs are from, lumping all of Classic Rock, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Alternative, Punk, etc...into just "Rock" (and not knowing what any of the genres are in the first place), and the belief that they will gain enlightenment/go to heaven/become operating Thetans/whatever if they can play "Through The Fire And The Flames" on Expert.

Remedies may include forcing the subject to go and listen to music not included in Guitar Hero, and for the love of god, keep them away from DJ Hero.

13 Year Old: (Listening to Jimi Hendrix)

Older Brother: "Oh, I didn't know you liked Classic Rock."

13 Year Old: "What's Classic Rock?"

Older Brother: ...

13 Year Old: "Well, Jimi Hendrix is a pretty good band, anyway..."

Older Brother: (Facepalm)

Older Brother: (Later) I think my brother suffers from Guitar Hero Syndrome.

Paul: Sucks man.

by gmarx April 29, 2011

Guitar

sometimes used in art (like picasso paintings) guitars have influenced music since the beginning of the western world. closely related to a predecessor, the lute, guitars consist of 6,7,or 12 strings (i once saw a 42 string guitar..it was nuts) as far as acoustic guitars go, the best acoustic money can buy is either a C.F. Martin, or a Takamine. As far as electrics go: Fender, Gibson, or Paul Reed Smith (PRS) the strings are strummed or plucked either with the bare fingers or a plectrum (pick) to create a pleasing array of tonal masterpieces.

For a really cool painting, check out Picasso's "Le Vieux Guitariste" ("The Old Guitarist"). It's from his blue period.

by Hallie Corson September 6, 2005