God

Usually someone who has read hair or Asian

“Oh my god! It’s God”
“That’s Aryeh bro”

by God Duck March 2, 2022

God

A lazy-ass fuck who manages to rule all the laws of the Universe despite his obvious lack of will or energy, being lazy and all (and probably fat).

Father : You smoke drugs, sleep all day and achieve nothing! What do you want to do with your life?!!
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

God

Me

God = me

by Twins_bob May 9, 2021

God

Basically shows those who have faith from those who are too thickheaded to think outside the box.
Contrary to what you believe, more people believe in some kind of higher being than not.

Bill: Do you believe in God?
Jack: No, why should I? Ive never met him after all.
Bill: Have some dam faith

by Alex Kohl September 25, 2005

God

The most famous dude in the world.

God is bigger than The Beatles.

by jules tomato September 13, 2009

God

The one thing that keeps me from killing everybody. Also the creator of the universe.

Glory to God, I'm alive.

by Happydude August 28, 2005

God

The ultimate and ONLY party planner. The Omnipotent creater of the universe. The "Star" of the hit novel, "The Bible". He may be a "being", or some sort of "explosive energy" that started the ball rolling in this creation experience that we are all going through. Good or bad, SOMETHING started the spark. Call it God or whatever. He continues to "create" on a daily basis, or else nothing would exist. It is said "Man plans and God laughs". The "energy" or "force" behind the forces of the world: earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes, hurricanes, tornados, etc.

It is said, "Man plans and God laughs". I planned a big party in my back yard with a band and catered food. The day of the party it rained and stormed, so the party had to be cancelled. I guess God had other plans for me that day!

by annieoakley April 22, 2010