the statistics show most computer "nerds" are antisocial teenage males.
but i'm a girl and i'm not antisocial.
computer nerds are people that like computers FAR too much and spend most of their waking hours on it. they also know a lot that normal users dont
but i'm a girl and i'm not antisocial.
computer nerds are people that like computers FAR too much and spend most of their waking hours on it. they also know a lot that normal users dont
by heidi February 3, 2004
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by Why May 6, 2003
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Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.
The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :
Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.
Selah.
The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :
Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.
Selah.
Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.
PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)
The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.
PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)
The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.
by lex November 25, 2004
Get the apple computer mug.while having sex with a female in the doggy-style position, the act of slowly lubricating the asshole with either saliva or a sexual lubricant such as K-Y Jelly, then very aggressively inserting a wine or champagne cork into the asshole without her suspecting or welcoming it
you: yeah, baby, you like how i massage your ass? feels good,
huh?
(BAM!)
her: what the fuck was that? why did you do that?
you: i did it cuz i'm gangsta like that, biatch! you just got the compton corkscrew!
huh?
(BAM!)
her: what the fuck was that? why did you do that?
you: i did it cuz i'm gangsta like that, biatch! you just got the compton corkscrew!
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Get the apple computer mug.n. When a person is multitasking excessively and their leg randomly shakes, twitches or moves uncontrollably. Typically occurs when there is very little time to complete said multi-tasks in. Can typically drive someone crazy, or increase inaccuracy of completing a task. Ususally occurs when the individual is working on multiple projects on a computer, hence the name "Computer Leg Dance".
When Kevin was trying to finish his Biology paper on time, his leg did the Computer Leg Dance as the clock inched towards the deadline.
by greenalicious March 12, 2009
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2) When my sister is finished with her homework I go someplace quiet and get on my computer.
3) I had plenty of money, so I went out and got a pimped out computer. She cost $3100 and she was worth every penny.
4) My computer is do damn hot, I had to go to the store and buy a fan to preserve everything else in my life.
2) When my sister is finished with her homework I go someplace quiet and get on my computer.
3) I had plenty of money, so I went out and got a pimped out computer. She cost $3100 and she was worth every penny.
4) My computer is do damn hot, I had to go to the store and buy a fan to preserve everything else in my life.
by Brawldud December 23, 2011
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