blondegic

a blonde woman's backwards, non-sensical, logic.

she was easily confused with actual (brunette) logic instead trying to circumvent this with her own version of blondegic.

by Shaun Snyder February 13, 2013

Blondefire

An angry blonde girl. Out of control pissed and relentlessly mad at everyone. No one can escape her.

Madisen is pissed off again. Prepare for the blondefire!

by Azsure June 27, 2016

Blond Cunt

The only girl that give multiple blow jobs at one time the only person in a room that got plastic surgery and looks like a donkey.

Uhh who is that ugly whore at the party

I think that's the girl who is dating my dad and gave a blow job to my brother.

Wow she's a blond cunt.

by Cat lover 69 420 February 22, 2017

Blonde Harlot

A way gentlemen describe a thotoid with yellow hair however in respectable terminology.

"ded the Blonde Harlot giveth me her hot chocolate"

by Finkle J. Money December 29, 2017

Blonde

Someone who is blonde is very stupid and most of the time annoying sometimes they are skets

Omg look at that blonde she thinks if she sucks him off then she’ll get £100 she’s such a stupid fuck

by Callum innit wagwan November 12, 2018

blonde agglutination

The social phenomenon where blonde girls clump together when in a large group setting. The lack of melanin in their hair is thought to be responsible for this chemotactic effect.

*two brunettes at a party*
"Do those girls know each other?"
"No, it's blonde agglutination.... they have no choice."

by HOFBrNCl October 30, 2019

Blonde holocaust

When you hate a blonde so much you become hitler 2.0 and has them and kill them all because they a worthless human binges and deserve death

I’m going to blonde holocaust you

by MaZe__17 September 6, 2020