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Trail of fail

Also known as: S Club 7 effect
When a multitude of people mishear one after another.
Person 1: I am not a sailor.
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail
by cold porridge May 6, 2018
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Slug Trail

The act when a woman is turned on and slides her vagina across a person's exposed skin leaving a wet trail of her body fluids across their body.
by BiggiESmallZ September 10, 2015
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Trail Twink

A term coined by two 21st century outdoors-men frequently coming into contact with young shirtless seemingly muscle pumped human males sometimes sporting questionable clothing styles along popular hiking routes in the USA.

Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.

Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”

These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.
Hey man did you notice those two excited Trail Twinks passing by?
by PeaceXLove777 July 22, 2020
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Yogurt Trail

When you ejaculate on someone's "happy trail" and let it dry.
"Hey Tim, I think you've dropped some crumbs on yourself!"
"Nah man, that's my yogurt trail."
by LunaWolfgangGang April 9, 2024
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Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.
Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”
by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023
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Cum Trail

The Cum Trail refers to the path one takes after ejaculating, usually to a bathroom, to clean up their shameful mess. On the way, cum tends to slide off of the hands and body onto the floor unknowingly, thus creating a trail of cum.
I wonder how much jizz has been left in the wake of my Cum Trail.

I've partaken on my Cum Trail journey so much, the carpet is starting to fester.
by Sparsse May 28, 2021
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TRAIL

A survival game developed by Infinity Studios on Roblox
"Hey, you're on Trail?"
by TotallyNotTV March 1, 2024
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