A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.
"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
by SquibblyWibbly December 27, 2019
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Guy 1: "Yo, did you see all those people on scooters last night? It looked like everyone on campus was on a scooter!"
Guy 2: "Yeah that must've been the Spin Squad rolling out."
Guy 2: "Yeah that must've been the Spin Squad rolling out."
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Get the Tar-Square-hole mug.A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.
I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
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The phrase is a dependent clause, not a verb or a noun.
The phrase is a dependent clause, not a verb or a noun.
by 4bobthekiller June 20, 2022
Get the Beef squashed mug."hey timmy, do you think it would be fair if you carpooled today since i did yesterday"
"fair as a square, mark!"
"fair as a square, mark!"
by Nick-Net-Nad February 2, 2010
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"I didn't know Lisa was six feet tall, she looks Jeff's height in all their pictures!"
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."
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