Robert Blakeburn

The best dragon alive

Guy 1 : why is my house on fire.
Guy 2 : Robert Blakeburn was in there.

by CheeseCakeLord August 7, 2018

robert harris

The best person ever and always has someone's back. Very sexual and loves one girl and loves her back but she doesn't know ;). Loves himself and one other person. The love of her life. Watches porn on a daily and never answers with a yes or no. He answers with a maybe!

Robert Harris is happy.

by unknown robert September 10, 2018

Robusticle

A way to describe something robust; can be used as a verb, noun, and or adjective

Verb: Gotta go robusticle

Noun: My robusticle
Adjective: That's really robusticle

by TaterTotBaby October 20, 2018

robert half

A jerk.

That guy's a total robert half. Don't let the robert half's of the world bring you down.

by NotActuallyBatman January 17, 2019

Robert Krafting

The act of owning a football team, wearing chains, and soliciting prostitutes.

When I grow up I want to do some Robert Krafting.

by Slim Tim Jim February 22, 2019

Robert Thy Steed

Thy Robert is thy noble steed whoms only goal is to help his trusty steed. To behim means to be a trusty steed

"WOW HE IS SUCH A ROBERT'trusty steed'"
Robert thy steed means a trusty steed

by The WorsnCrt March 6, 2019

Robert Boyter

The sexiest man alive with the biggest penis ever seen. He is the best, fastest, most skilled 3 wheel racer of all time. Women love him, men want to be him.

He is such a Robert Boyter.

by Ridiculous Claims May 30, 2019