Period Patch

The thin brown piece of cloth that is always located in the crotch region of womens tights and bathing suits. This protective layer prevents heavy periods from gushing all over the place. Also prevents camel toes.

I am so glad these pair of tights have period patches otherwise my huge vagina would have bled everywhere!

by Belgian fool February 19, 2010

Mediterranean Sour Patch

When a male shoves something up there penis hole

Gary did the Mediterranean Sour Patch!!!

by Tha Real MC June 20, 2008

MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH

Slang for a SMALL PENIS

VISUAL IS SEEING HIS PENIS COMING OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM COMING OUT OF A BRIAR PATCH

DUDE LOOK AT THAT LOSER WITH A WICKED MUSROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH!
THAT CHICK IS GOING TO BUM OUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE HAS A MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH

by ER FRED ER January 1, 2012

cabbage patch

A novice or novices in a public laser tag arena, representing easy targets for more experienced players.

Ranger eliminated the cabbage patch during the first few minutes of the game, leaving the way clear for the real contest with Phason and Quicklash.

by Ailouros Mys February 8, 2008

patch

an area that is shady.

Bob-KCMO is so patch.
Sue- Yeah i know... I wouldn't go there at night if I were you.

by caitlinm6000 June 23, 2007

patchemup

Something that should, and could be fixed but isn't, usually due to owners complete and utter lazyness.

"That car is a real patchemup."

by Joe Farrell July 18, 2007

Peekaboo Patch

The area on a girl's lower back that is exposed between the top of her hip- hugger pants and the bottom of a skimpy T-shirt, often exposing a tattoo above the crack.

Check out the peekaboo patch on THAT one!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005