moose muffin

when you can see a girls pubes through a wet bathing suit

I can see that girls moose muffin

by Wozzy December 15, 2003

stud muffin

a man who is irresistible to the opposite sex
also see spiffy

mason is such a stud muffin, all the ladies are attracted to him

by Chris Jestus March 06, 2008

muffin fluffer

The act of blowing a zerbit on someone's vagina

She loved the muffin fluffer I gave her.

by FLJ August 08, 2006

scrub muffin

a guy that has potential at first glance but is just too damn dirty close up that you could ever consider him as a viable dating option

cindy:"hey look at that guy over there"
margo: "ewww are you serious that guy's a total scrub muffin!"

by dana and linh January 26, 2004

baby muffin

a nick name for the cutest boy in the entire world.
also see:
perfect, gorgeous, amazing.

caitlin loves her baby muffin!

by caitlinelizabeth October 30, 2007

Whisker Muffin

when a guy is going down on a girl and her long pubes tickle his nose and causes him to sneeze, and gets snot all over her female genitalia, creating an icing on her muffin.

Charles: Damn, I was eating this chick out the other night and she tickled me with her pubes and i snotted all over her whisker muffin.

Boomer: GROSS!

by Balooshy September 17, 2008

censor muffin

When a Female cannot take, handle, or "go along with" sarcasm, but instead, decides to censor and/or remove the allegedly offensive content.

Michelle was such a censor muffin for removing her tag from the joke we put in our facebook status.

by daytonafun_tim February 09, 2011