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Jonathan Patrick Stephens

Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him
Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021
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jonathan ingram

Top tier fucking beast, unlimited rizz, piled ontop of unlimited bitches and unlimited cash money.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.
Person 1: Jonathan ingram
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls
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Jonathan

Jonathan is the best guy there is. He is the most thoughtful, kind and sweet human being. He makes a wonderful partner and will put you first in all aspects of his life. Jonathan is slow to anger and quick to forgive. He is gentle and a great kisser. He is also hilarious- he is usually telling a joke. He can be insecure at times and benefits from the people in his life telling him how much he means to them. Jonathan is very creative and artistic- likes to paint, draw, take pictures/videos. He is also very adventurous and loves to explore the world around- usually on a bike.
Wow, Jonathan is my best friend!

Jonathan is the best lover- hubba hubba!
by BuggySandals69 November 23, 2021
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Jonathan

Noun: name of some you love

Jonathan (jonnie) a boy you will love for the rest of your life, someone who has more red flags than an actual red flag factory... But for some reason when you see him you wil forget everything thing that you need to avoid about him. The reason you breathe and the reason you want to hold your breath
Jonathan, will you help me out?
Jonnie, I love you.
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Jonathan

A guy who occasionally does funny things, but mostly refuses to do anything in the first place
“Jonathan get the fuck out of bed it’s 2:00 PM”
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Jonathan Stevens

A Jonathan Stevens is a kind, sweet, and handsome division one baseball player with a large behind. He is shy at first, but don’t let him fool you as his goofy side will tend to pop out every now and then. Jonathan loves video games and building legos. He is so romantic and hot, but beware he may seduce you into playing fortnite and cuddling till your toes sweat.
“Who is that pitcher with a strong set of hind legs?!”
“Oh that’s Jonathan Stevens
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Jonathan

Damn that’s a Jonathan
by Hi are you good September 13, 2020
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