Fail Boat

Someone who constantly fails at something, and generally Life in its self. Can be told to the person as a pay out.

Excuse me, sir can i plz ride take a ride on your fail boat.

Hey lets all jump on to this noobs fail boat and take a ride down Fail Lake.

by World Owner January 14, 2009

epic fail

Uncomparable failure at something

Sedrik in Heroic ramps as the tank.

'Man that was an epic fail'

'No. Sedrik in heroic ramps is epic fail.

by boris929 December 22, 2008

Fail

a word used on the internet and in real life to show off how smug and intellectualy challenged you realy are.

asshole: man that guy fails at everything
fuckhead: i know look at him its like "EPIC FAIL!"

by Glenn Tenis May 10, 2009

Epic Fail

Obama, Pelosi and all the other idiots who passed or supported this abomination of a health care bill. This is a disgrace to America.

John: Obama's health care bill just passed.

Derek: Great, we all just got an Alabama hot pocket from congress... epic fail

by ATRUEAmerican March 24, 2010

Fail

You lose, Obama wins.

Person a) Omg I just fell ova infront ov that suppperrrhot girl! :O
Person b) Fail.

by Yoyogiddysally January 21, 2009

Triple-Post Fail

When a person post anything three times or more due failure to realize it went through the last time. Most prevalent on facebook.

Status: Listening to King Crimson
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
John's Comment: Triple-Post Fail

by imthatawesome October 18, 2010

Fail

When someone tries, but does not succeed. An obvious mistake they made whilst trying to look good.

You fail for looking up 'fail' in UD.
You = fail.

by Slush Kamuri February 14, 2009