cheater face

A man who cheats on his perfect, beautiful, do good wife for no real apparent reason at all.

I just found out that my husband is a cheater face.

Look hunny, your friend is cheaterfacing on his wife.

by Selina, January 1, 2009

Cheating

Looking at another bitch.

Cheating is when a person looks at another person of their preference that is not their significant other. Eg: Tiffany was walking down the street with her boyfriend and there was an attractive famale passing by and she turns to Andrew and says "you looked at her! We're through!" She then later posts all over her social media that he is a dirty lying cheater.

by Sk sk sk sk sk March 30, 2017

Not Not Cheating

When a female (usually) breaks up with her boyfriend, while already having another guy picked out. Her excuse for breaking up always blames the guy for the termination of the relationship. She does this to technically avoid cheating. We guys see through this ruse AKA 'double negation'.

Sarah: "I don't feel you love me anymore.
Guy: "Why would you say that? Of course I love you."
Sarah: "We should see other people."
Guy: "Are you cheating on me?"
Sarah: "No. I'm not not cheating."

And so she sees someone else...ten minutes later.

by Henry le Rennet March 28, 2011

chat smack

to virtually smack someone through instant message, chat or texting

(a conversation on IM)

person A: I'm really not getting anywhere with my guitar lessons

person B: Do you practice every day?

person A: no - should I?

person B: -chat smack-

by piper4hire January 27, 2008

Chat lag

Disruption of sleep patterns caused by chatting all night to a friend from a different time zone.

See: jet lag

American: Damn it, since we've been chatting my days have started at 2:00 pm and ended at 7:00 am. It's 5:00 am here and I have to get up at 8:00 am for an exam.

Australian: It's chat lag, mate.

by Laukev7 August 28, 2010

chateness

This is the verbal level of chate that someone may use to define a person, place, thing or actions chateness. Not to be misunderstood as ones chate-factor.

Dans chateness is far beyond this worlds!
Her chateness is high!

by JonnyV April 21, 2005

Chat Room

A Place usually for people that love to waste time, or have too much time on their hands. Usually inhabited by normal, and strange individuals engaging in pointless chatter. Usually Adolecents, and teenagers visit Chat Rooms.

If a person in their late 20's/early 30's visiting a chat room often, he/she has way too much time on their hands and can be considered a social reject or "Loser".

by ASmartMark October 21, 2006