astroturf

(n.) Plastic grass for those too lazy to do any real gardening.

(n.) false hair, such as a wig or someone on "re-gain for men", or a dumbass hair thickening spray.

That ain't real y'know. He's got astroturf on his head.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

astronomical one-liners

The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.

Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"

"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"

"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"

"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."

"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."

"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"

"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

Astronut

Semen that is suspended in zero-gravity in space.

After a long mission on mars, Greg and Christina decided to get in on.Afterwords, they spent their time dodging the astronut that Greg had created.

by DVARMARBAR November 2, 2010

astronaut

A word small children use in place of the word "ass"

God, he is such an jack astronaut sometimes.

by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

astrospex

Similar to Asian Goggles where a man rests his testes in each eye socket of his partner (usually female). The difference with astrospex is the partner is on top and he/she slowly lowers her/his eyes onto the partners balls.

I could barely see anything through my new astrospex

by Davrotten June 20, 2007

astrogynism

(n., orig. astrogynecologism) The inclination towards inventing astrogynies (pl. of astrogyny).

"My banana-scissors can cut through uberpaper!"
"Stop this astrogynism."

by Bad Chicken October 13, 2007

Astrodot

An astronaut made up of dots..

After coloring the dots, I realized that it was an astrodot.

by Alberta Einsteiny October 18, 2009