Asshopper

A young male who finds strong interest in anal sex with females, and therefore likes to stick his reproductive rod in every anus he can get his hands on.

(Word is best pronounced with a New York accent.)

Pimp: Very nicely done, young asshopper!
Student: My dick's starting to hurt, but I can't stop jumping on these pretty females!

by Knightmare 5W May 27, 2008

make one's asshole pucker

To be excited, or nervous about something.

1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?

2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!

3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!

by Weeger January 21, 2008

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE

FUCK YOU PICE OF SHIT

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE

by Erple October 20, 2019

Asshole

(n) a person with no regard for other peoples' feelings; the epidemy of a jerk; a prick; a completely self-centered individual; someone who isn't concerned with how their actions affect other people.

(n) The entrance to one's rectum; an exit-only orifice.

That guy was a real asshole. He shouldn't talk to you like that.

He kicked me right in the asshole!!!

by FellFromTheNest June 22, 2008

asho

hot to the extreme, intelligent, funny, overall amazing.

you dont know what your missin out on

by anonymous February 19, 2005

asshole

A inconsiderate person who tries to blame everything on other people. When his one defense make him seems like a jerk

Tomas Richard Ott Junior

by Sara McGee February 8, 2005

Do Ants Have Assholes?

Expression of extreme puzzlement and disbelief at the utter idiocy and incompetence of political leaders who fail to take immediate and effective measures to protect the quality of life and wellbeing of the population.

Yo... The Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill... Do Ants Have Assholes?

by rperazag June 15, 2010