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Asian

A person who was born in Asia or is descended from an Asian.

SOME ethnicities that qualify as part of the Asian race:

East Asians, including:

* Japanese people

* Chinese people

* Koreans

* Mongols

* Hmong People

Southeast Asians, including:

* Thai people

* Vietnamese people

* Filipino people

* Bruneian people

* Lao people

East Asians typically have thin eyes with a single eyelid (meaning their eyelids have no creases as opposed to a Caucasian). They are pale for the most part and usually have the smaller end of the "size of sexual parts" scale. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, and usually have high cheek bones. Their hair is more likely to be straight and black.

Southeast Asians typically have thin eyes as well but they are a little bigger than an East Asian's eyes. They are more prone to double eyelids. As you move closer to the equator, Southeast Asians' skin color become darker. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, but most are taller than East Asians. They may have high cheekbones, and their hair is more likely to be black or brown and straight, but they may have wavy hair.

Popular stereotypes that accompany this race include:

•A- or above academic grade
•Glasses
•Perfect skin
•Race with the most braces (teeth) wearers
•Nerdy
•Obsessed with online gaming
•Strict parents
•Bad drivers

Observations/Studies show that Asians are more likely to become more successful than black, Caucasian, and Latino peoples.
Bobby: Hey, are you Asian?

Dara: Yes, I'm from the Philippines and my mother is from Korea.
by flyxify March 6, 2011
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asian angle

The angle at which the non Asian appear Asian. Can be found with a 360 degree composite of the persons face. This requires both an X value and a Y value about the axis of rotation.
-She definitely has an asian angle
-What?
-She's slightly asian looking from certain angles. Specifically at x=150 and y= -27
by Dr. Rodger December 30, 2008
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asian occasion

The act of coitus with a member of the Asian race, almost always by a non-Asian.
Did you hear that Brian fucked that fat Jap broad? He's always down for an Asian occasion.
by yarray November 6, 2006
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White Washed Asian

A golden Oreo. A person of Asian ethnic origin who acts whiter than wonder bread. Often attempts to seem more Asian by using what they perceive to be Asian slang.
“Hey Ted! Want to go get some noodles and bbt?”

“Bbt?”

“Yeah, bubble tea!”

“Man, you’re such a white washed Asian.”
by Fractus September 3, 2018
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Asian Skittles

by boo schu January 18, 2011
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lil asian sensation

1. One of Asian Heritage (usually korean) that has made a dramatic impact on someone's life.
2. A younger freaking awesome Asian most of the time around the age of 14.
3. One who is far above all other Asians; having favorable traits, overall coolness for an Asian.
Not only is Theresa Yoon an Asian Sensation her little sister Natalie Yoon is also a lil Asian Sensation.

Robbie- "Hey Nick, you wanna hangout with the lil asian sensation?"
Nick- "Ya who wouldnt want to hang out with natalie!!!!"
by nickrobb August 9, 2006
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Asian Fishing

An act of trying to look like you are of Asian descent. Most usually East Asian.

This is very offensive towards Asian people because all these years of them (Asians) have been made fun of for the shape of their eyes or the way they look that it has now become a “trend” mostly started by white people because white people usually want to look like any other race but their wh*te selves.
Mara is Asian fishing. She’s trying to look like she has chinky eyes.
by GurenDesuuuu January 31, 2021
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