turtle balls syndrome 

turtle balls syndrome aka T.B. syndrome
T.B syndrome is when your dick shrivles into
small baby shit mess. Often girls look at this
as a fuckin disgrace to man kind. You get this when
you lick a turle anas when inserting your cock into its mouth
while sayin,"i'm a dirty turtle fucker"

Brittany:let me see your penis
Ryan:alright
(Ryan pulls down pants)
Brittany: what the hell is that!! its like a damn green bean...
Ryan:it aint my fault i had to much fun wit turtles i got turtle balls syndrome

turtle balls syndrome by slim dick May 22, 2006

Turtle Kiss 

Turtle Kiss - Noun - A Tutle kiss is when a male or female is giving a male a blow job, and the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth, Then the partner holds it there while the male throws up but keeps it inside his mouth, the the two proceed to make out

His mom gave me a wicked turtle kiss last night

Turtle Kiss by Eric September 16, 2004

Turtle Sauce 

1. A place or group of individuals in which the vast majority are male

2. A male dominated situation

* It is derived from the phrase "Total Sasauge Fest"

Guy1: "Dude, lets go to Chris's party on Saturday"

Guy2: "No way dude, I hear its guna be Turtle Sauce"

Turtle Sauce by qbnbountyhunter March 31, 2008

Turtle Pie 

a third nipple or other nipples that are not supposed to be there.

i want to touch your turtle pie with my tongue.

Turtle Pie by marton senior July 13, 2011

turtle head

Turtle head looks like a dick

Every males have a turtle head.

turtle head by SandaimeSpaceMan February 16, 2008

Turtle Heads 

Little tiny turds that are relevent to dingel berrys but they don't cling on to your ass, instead they fall from it when you pinch little turds out.

Mom, if i shit in the shower is that still the same as shitting in my pants?

Yes

Turtle Heads by Sam Barron January 28, 2005

Turtle Neck 

A Woman with a tight vagina and an overly sized clitoris

"last night i was with a chick with a wizard sleeve" " so what i just screwed a chick with a turtle neck

Turtle Neck by Image Sack April 3, 2009