stabber

a stabber is someone who is a stabber (normally on the first date)

"if you use this your a stabber on the first date"

by FirstDateStabber111 October 31, 2025

schlieben staben

An anomolous expression usually connotating contentment. Used in conjunction with "un"
see also schlieben

Un schlieben staben!

by Jones December 18, 2003

gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.

by herbicyde October 22, 2008

Feutus Stabber

Someone who has sex with pregnant women

Guy 1- Hey how did ur date with sally go
Guy 2- hehe it went great, managed to get her into bed
Guy 1 - SHES PREGNANT!
Guy 2 - And...
Guy 1 - Dude ur such a feutus stabber

by Hollywattheduece June 2, 2009

cock stab

To forcefully move one's pelvis during intercourse as if attempting to damage the vagina.

I would like to cock stab Jim's wife again, she's a good sport.

by last of the nice guys February 1, 2010

Back stabbing pen

When your favorite pen gives out on you after using it for a long time.

I was in class today when my back stabbing pen bailed on me.

by Ingproductions April 7, 2010

Pokey Stabby

A small but very uncomfortable pine or pike that has been lodged in between ones shirt and skin. Usually of the plant decent and are a lot of the time, discovered during sleep or slumber.

After John woke up an a sense of panic and after ripping off his sweat shirt and throwing it across the room, resulting in the zipper of the sweat shirt hitting him in the face. Soon he discovered that the culprit for his nighttime attacker was but a Pokey Stabby

by kittenmcsprinklez November 29, 2013