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Spock on the Dock

When a government employee has sexual intercorse at the office. This term is primarily used around the DTRA.
My girlfriend and I went Spock on the Dock this weekend when we were feeling a little frisky! I wouldn't touch the desk if I were you...
by James Paul O'Brien May 2, 2006
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spockblocked

indirectly (through the use of clever words or space/time paradoxes) stopping a friend from getting laid or finishing the sex, if he does get laid.
You: Dude, you should jerk it before she comes over tonight, just in case you get laid. She'll think you last longer!

*friend, later that night after jacking off: sex lasts so long parents interrupt, meaning he couldn't finish*
Friend: Damn, he totally spockblocked me!
by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011
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Rocks Socks

A overused phrase. Mainly used by Imposter Hipsters who think saying it means they are so called "cool." Many people use the phrase occasionally (which is okay when used in moderation. Imposter Hipsters include the people who lable theirselves as goth, emo, or punk, when in fact they actually are scene kids looking for attention.
Hipster Imposter: "Like oh my gawd! I like totally like that band. They like totally Rox my sox (aka Rocks Socks)!!

Person who is their own self: "Do you even know the band's name or who plays in it? Name one non-mainstream song."

Hipster Imposter: "Uh, oh my gawd! I totally don't know."

Person who is their own self: "Exactly what I thought."
by People can be so hilarious! December 15, 2008
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The Spock

Also known as "The Vulcan", "Thumb on the C, Pointer on the G, with two in the pink and two in the stink", and "Cum long and prosper", The Spock is an expansion and improvement of The Shocker producing a longer and more intense orgasm, where a female is manually sexually stimulated by the use of the thumb on the clitoris, the pointer finger on the G-Spot, the middle finger also inserted into the vagina, and the ring and pinky fingers inserted into the anus.
She couldn't reach orgasm until I tried The Spock and then she couldn't stop.
by pr0nadict October 15, 2010
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striped socks

when you give a girl anal and the guy punches her in the kidneys and he pulls out fast then the blood on her socks r red and white striped
Yo! Keith i gave that bitch striped socks.
by waldo126 March 3, 2010
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nice socks

a low key way of saying "let's fuck" without just coming out and saying it.
Kelsey: Nice Socks
Brendan:Thanks😉
by spartans09 April 18, 2016
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Spock

Spock-ing is when you create the 'live long and prospor' sign from star trek.

You shove the middle and index fingers in the vagina. Then shove the ring and pinky in the anus.

This looks like the spock symbol, hence spock-ing.
I spock-ed this girl the other night. She loved it!
by Flat M February 23, 2009
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