Russell Moon

Has the smallest penis in the world and looks just like his sister

Russell Moon gets your pregnant cause he cant find a condom small enough.

by spiritanimal360 April 23, 2019

Moon Juice

An iridescent, Rachel vapor best known for it’s unpredictable, but pleasurably intense trances that result in unicorns living as human beings.

“She put that moon juice on me and now I have child support to pay.”

by EyeFiteEvol July 28, 2021

Moon Thighs

Sexy thighs that resemble the surface of the moon

When she walked in with my plate of food, I’ll i could notice was her sexy ass moon thighs. It’s Go-Time!!!

by Glenn with 2 N's November 12, 2019

Turtlehead Moon

Classy shit coin that will make you zillions of dollars.

I'm retiring at 22 because I invested in Turtlehead Moon.

by JLS1985 May 5, 2021

Mines Moon

Delicious beer mixture of Blue Moon and Killian's Irish Red. Invented at Colorado School of Mines

Bartender: What do you want to drink?
Me: I'll have a Mines Moon

by pbjwaffles December 28, 2016

Moon Landing

For many reasons it is the most memorable scientific achievement of Humanity that sparked an ever growing fire of passion for the grand beyond,the final frontier,the last expedition.Many believe it's fake but they can eat a toilet filled to the brim with shit and piss.

Nick:"The Moon Landing makes me hard."
Calvin:"Same."

by Why my pp small bruh bruh June 7, 2020

Moon Lit

When you're drunk on a bike and use the moon's light to guide your happy ass home.

Human 1: "That scrape looks bad, what happened?"

Human 2: "Oh, I was just moon lit last night."

by TrillaryClinton November 14, 2016