morning

good morning, its time to fuck your girlfriend :D

"Oh shit, I forgot to fuck my girlfriend this morning"

by banananaaaaannnanaana May 7, 2022

Bottom of the morning to ya

A greeting using the expulsion of bodily gases that have developed through the nights slumber.

On a relaxing Sunday morning Casey woke Kristin with a bottom of the morning to ya and they both started their day with a laugh.

by Casey Cool Man April 10, 2015

morning-after-girl

The girl you need to fuck after a whole night of hard sex.

Dude one: 'Dude, how was that girl last night?'
Dawg two: 'She was great, we fucked all night! So when she got her morning after pill, I got my morning-after-girl. And that just got me up nd runnin' again, dawg.'

by Sidney&Henry April 2, 2008

Morningwood

One of New York Cities Best Bands that is taking the world by storm.

Chantal the singer in Morningwood fucking rocked her tits off tonight bitches.

by C April 14, 2005

mooking

to be joking or kidding.

You gotta be mooking me.

It's a joke. I am just mooking with you.

by dietsoda September 11, 2011

Morning Star

According to the movie dogma, The morning star is Lucifer

Man you sound like the morning star

by Jake Devens February 27, 2005

moofing

Someone who's working but is Mobile and Out of OFfice is said to be Moofing. Typically to get a more done more effiently.

I'll be MOOFING tomorrow, but you can get me on my mobile.

by wingsurfer December 28, 2007