Illenial

those who have a deep, deep love and sexually attraction to the music from the artist illenium

bro i think im an illenial

by randomshittobedefined August 1, 2017

I’ll split her in half

Guy talk about fucking a petite gal with his big dick.

Oh my, check her out. Brother if I fuck her I’ll split her in half.

by Super Todzilla May 18, 2018

I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

Taking charge in a job environment (fucking the pig) while you ask for minor assistant (holding the ears)

Fergus: I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

by smokeajoint 42069 March 5, 2019

Illinois Hot-Pocket

Boning a female, and then pulling out, and nutting in the females nostril/nostrils and squezing the jizzum out of her nose like the cheese in a hot-pocket.

Sally just loved the Illinois Hot-Pocket and gave to her last night, she thought it was rad.

by RabidWimp December 16, 2008

coptical illusion

When a car first appears to be an unmarked cop car, but in the end turns out to be some old guy driving a Lincoln town car

"Dude buckle up, there's a po po up there!"

"Nah man, don't worry thats just a coptical illusion."

by The fizzisict June 18, 2009

Math-illiterate

Similar to when you can't read, only this means mathematically challenged. Math was most likely your worst subject because you just don't know what you're doing in that class. Math really stumps you if you're math-illiterate; you often fail to comprehend numbers, adding, subtracting, etc.

Complete opposite of math-literate.

Marilyn is really excellent at english and history and always helps her friends with those subjects, but when it comes to geometry she's really math-illiterate.

by PrincessR November 26, 2009

illmatic

Illmatic means it's as ill as it gets

Illmatic is also the name of Nas' debut album

XXLMag.com: 'First off what does the word “Illmatic” mean? Can you break that down?'


Nas: 'Illmatic is supreme ill. It’s as ill as ill gets. That shit is a science of everything ill.'

by MK47 March 6, 2009