Blow Horn 

The legendary, and most deadliest weapon to ever exist. Only the fattest and mightiest of the Akimichi may wield this ancient power. One shot from this, and an entire planet could be destroyed in an instant. How this works, is that the chosen weilder has a special type of fart gas, and when released, it can cause mass destruction. Basically, it is like a nuclear bomb that can be shot out of your booty, except it is 1 trillion times stronger.

Breaking News: A castastrophic Blow Horn Type 5 has destroyed planet Moksus.

Blow Horn by BigBabyShrek November 17, 2018

Hons 

honestly

Frank: Honestly, dude fam bro, that guy is so annoying.
Hank: Hons bro.

Hons by Commissioner hank March 15, 2019

Hornswaggle 

When one pinches their receiving partners nose while performing oral sex

My breathing hasn't been the same since she hornswaggled me last night.

Hornswaggle by furrbrit December 27, 2013

horn 

when the tits get hard, whether from being aroused, rubbed, or exposed to heat or cold, particularly cold

the second i left the house my boobs horned so hard you could see right through my sweater

horn by SexSlaveAtUrService April 29, 2004

dry horn 

To be disappointed or let down

On finding that someone has let you down, you would say; "That gives me the dry horn"

dry horn by Bernard Martin June 11, 2006

French Horn 

The act of purposely farting while receiving oral sex.

Jane was blowing me and I made her play the French Horn! *High-Five*

French Horn by Shannyfanny June 4, 2010

hornswoggled 

to recieve unfortunate oral copulation

This broad had braces AND epilepsy, I got hornswoggled big time.

hornswoggled by Thunder Milk April 11, 2003