Death Grip

The act of grasping the penis with such ferocity, usually done by that of a woman body builder.

The big buff woman clenched my penis like a weight

Damn dude, she gave you a death grip.

by Get in my clopper June 3, 2018

grasping at straws

to have false ideas or beliefs about something.

Larry thought Sue loved him, but he was just grasping at straws when he went after her.

by tom777777777777777777777777777 October 18, 2008

Get A Grip

A played out 80's term that one would use and a Rank Out session. A weak response at best, someone would use this if they got cut down and didn't have anything else to say.

Yo' Pete! Why don't you get a grip bitch! (You sorry ass band geek)

by Steve December 6, 2004

a grip

a period of two weeks or more

"Say man, I aint seen you in about a grip."

by me you and the rest of us April 27, 2006

Grip

When getting high. Performing a body bake trip with a mind trip. This results in a ridiculous form of tripping known as gripping.

Steve: What's with coite man...he's acting all funny!
Bryce: Oh man, hes tripping so hard...he be gripping!

by Coitey March 23, 2009

grip

it means "long time"

It took a grip for you ta take a shower.

by Tenisha January 19, 2005

grip reaper

An extravagant snow bunny with a tight pink oinky snorky

His final wish to be visited by the grip reaper and turn that oinky snorky into tasty bacon.

by sxrgee January 19, 2023