arabian crotch welter

The act of having sex with your partner and at the point of orgasm you pull out a fully automatic air gun, putting it in there and firing it until she thoroughly notices it.

-extra points for hiding the gun and denying it!!

My bottom bitch is gonna be pissin' pellets for a week after I give her an Arabian crotch welter

by super lard cow March 4, 2011

crotch rot

a term used best to describe the rotten odor escaping from the southern regions of a woman's anatomy (mainly either tanning bed overuse or genetically related.)

She claimed to be from Queens, but her crotch rot indicated Stanktopia was more likely the place of her origin

by Anonymous July 5, 2002

crotch!

A Northumbria University RAG team gesture as described bellow...

The idea of a crotch is quite simple- it merely involves the thrusting of the crotchal region into someone else while yelling "CROTCH!"

This may be performed at any time, place or occasion. Whether it is due to an innate desire to flirt or say hello, let someone feel your genetalia or merely an expression of goodwill, this craze is here to stay.

(Team 3 Leader creeps up behind team 3 member...creeping is optional but not necessary)

"CROTCH!"

Team 3 member responds...

"awww what..."

by rockvj April 19, 2007

Sour Crotch

When a young lady has their sex partner lick their vag, they will find that her vagina juice has a funky taste also know as sour crotch

Kyle made an unpleasent face when he discrovered that amy had a sour crotch

by QS&k May 8, 2007

sadie rotten crotch

An especially heinous female, characterized by flat-chested figure, marked deterioration of birdlike facial features, suspicious odor, and the mistaken impression that she can hang.

Did you see that chick Jay is dating? She's a real Sadie Rotten Crotch.

by mizter fuz April 11, 2005

crotchedy

A grumpy person who has no life.

That teacher is a crotchedy old lady.

by the jacknife December 28, 2003

Puddin' Crotch

When you are having intercourse with a woman who possibly has the reputation of being mushy and unsatisfactory like pudding. Pudding crotch is often caused by excessive whoreish type behavoirs leading males to ponder if the girl has any hope of returning to even remotely close to her previous form.

Guy 1: Yo dog last night was ruff!
Guy 2: What ya mean bra?
Guy 1: I accidently hooked up with some puddin' crotch
Guy 2: I hope you scrubbed hard this morning bra
Guy 1: Bra for sure

by pelio September 26, 2006