cheese factor

if a movie is high on 'the cheese factor' it means the movie is very corny/cheesy/sappy/etc.

the television show 'Barney' is very high on the cheese factor

by Clarrissa Langley May 9, 2004

The Cheese Touch

is it a sexually transmitted disease? no. does it involve getting flashed by a middle aged man in an alley? no. is it the equivalent to going down on a hooker? not quite. but fuck man, it is still disgusting and trust me, you never want to find yourself suffering from the cheese touch.

good god man, you almost got the cheese touch!

by ihatesnakes January 29, 2019

windex and cheese

Used to explain the taste of sperm.

Oh my man tasted just like windex and cheese last night!

by Zega Moosh January 2, 2004

cheese sticks

Best fucking food in the world!!!However eat to much of cheese sticks.you will be on the crapper for maybe about 4 hours 10 tops!!!!

sister-Whats taking you forever in the bathroom?
brother-Sorry had 8 cheese sticks to many!!!

by gorillaz April 28, 2008

pepperoni and cheese

A popular chinese tattoo people get, not knowing what it means.

Haha you idiot, your back reads "Pepperoni and Cheese"

by nightninja June 11, 2006

Hand Cheese

The remnants of masturbation. Generally includes semen, lotion, and other fun things.

"Geez, why won't this hand cheese come off?"

by onbusmis February 22, 2009

monster cheese

slang for semen.

"That wasn't muenster cheese in your chili. It was my monster cheese."

by p_time February 3, 2009